"And, finally, may I remind you... no biting, hitting below the belt, or stepping on me."
- "And, in this corner, also hailing from Chernobyl..."
Submitted by Tim Herbert, Plainfield, N.H.
- "Very funny. Now give me the microphone."
Submitted by Lawrence Wood, Chicago, Ill.
- "But, first, a word on foot odor."
Submitted by Mike Egan, Syracuse, N.Y.