"You want to know about snow days?"
"Frankly, you're not head AND shoulders above your competition."
- "I'm afraid we need to make more cuts."
Submitted by David Kessler, New York, N.Y.
- "Please use a coaster."
Submitted by James Mulcahy, Thunder Bay, Ont.
- "I'm sorry I couldn't get more for you in the divorce settlement."
Submitted by Rick Kaufman, Dover, N.H.