"Look, I've embraced your stay-cation concept."
The New Yorker picked:
- "Don't worry, I ate lunch more than an hour ago."
Submitted by Michael Cianfrani, San Francisco, Calif.
- "My wife won't let me put one in the back yard."
Submitted by Claude Lempereur, Levittown, N.Y.
- "Make yourself useful—fake some Russian and hold up a 9.9."
Submitted by Christopher Rulff, St. Paul, Minn.