Contest #215

"And, finally, may I remind you... no biting, hitting below the belt, or stepping on me."

The New Yorker picked:

1. "And, in this corner, also hailing from Chernobyl..."
   Submitted by Tim Herbert, Plainfield, N.H.
   
2. "Very funny. Now give me the microphone."
   Submitted by Lawrence Wood, Chicago, Ill.
   
3. "But, first, a word on foot odor."
   Submitted by Mike Egan, Syracuse, N.Y.