"Don't you sometimes just want to sleep in?"
- Here's what The New Yorker selected:
- "I want to live at my dad's."
Submitted by Sean Delaney of Stanardsville, VA
- "No, thanks—I only eat them on reality shows."
Submitted by Sean Lee of Brooklyn, NY
- "Am I in your dream or are you in mine?"
Submitted by Joe Sherlock of Omaha, NE