Thursday, July 28, 2005

Contest #13

"Jocks are cool, Harold, but poker dudes are dangerous."
"Honey, your inexperienced, but rich and talented backup, is demanding more playing time."

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

Contest #12

"You always remember your first time."

Sunday, July 10, 2005

Contest #11

"If I might paraphrase, please don't shoot the server."

Sunday, July 03, 2005


"Yes, Bozo, I do see the irony."
"Suck it up, Smokey. Don't give me that 'Tears of a Clown' crap."