Sunday, May 28, 2006

Contest #52

"I hate to correct you, honey, but it's a big fucking mammal."

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

Contest #51

"On the night of the 12th, did you, in fact, put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp? "

"And just what makes so in-demand as a pop songwriter, Captain?"

"I refer to people's Exhibit B, 'or by crook', Your Honor."

Sunday, May 14, 2006

Contest #50

"If you fall in the forest, don't expect anyone to hear you."

Sunday, May 07, 2006

Contest #49

"And so the Baptist minister says to the rabbi, nice dreadlox."

"Yep, I got Cler-G & the Sermon of Funk playin' tonight."