"They're seasonally popular - synchronized high-kick gams."
- Here's what The New Yorker picked:
- "I'd suggest you keep them away from the gingerbread men."
Submitted by Vincent Coca, Staten Island, N.Y.
- "It's not disturbing until someone wants to buy them by the ounce."
Submitted by Steve Arrowood, Oceanside, Calif.
- "I did the choreography myself."
Submitted by Donovan Reeve, Ypsilanti, Mich.
(jk: I'm sorry, but I disagree!)