"I'm so into flying Southwest."
- Here's what The New Yorker picked:
- "What makes you think I wouldn't be up for sushi?"
Submitted by Neal Svalstad, El Cajon, Calif.
- "Remember the Alamo—now, that was a foreclosure!"
Submitted by David Blume, New York, N.Y.
- "I can't say for sure, but I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
Submitted by Mark Ashton, Elmhurst, Ill.