Contest #169

"I'm so into flying Southwest."

Here's what The New Yorker picked:

1. "What makes you think I wouldn't be up for sushi?"
   Submitted by Neal Svalstad, El Cajon, Calif.
   
2. "Remember the Alamo—now, that was a foreclosure!"
   Submitted by David Blume, New York, N.Y.
   
3. "I can't say for sure, but I think the airline mixed up my luggage."
   Submitted by Mark Ashton, Elmhurst, Ill.