tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-141809782024-03-07T01:49:08.407-05:00johnnyktoonsUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger189125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-1122637814118065062014-12-31T07:45:00.000-05:002014-01-26T17:27:47.994-05:00One man's quest for his fifteen minutes of fame - The New Yorker cartoon caption contest...<div style="font-family: inherit;">
<span style="font-size: small;">Each week, the New Yorker provides a cartoon in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit your caption, they choose three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. Any U.S. resident age eighteen or older can enter.</span></div>
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<span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: large;"><b>Enter the caption contest <a href="http://www.newyorker.com/humor/caption/">here</a>. </b></span>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com56tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-9467627694805761012014-05-04T12:50:00.002-04:002014-05-04T14:40:46.877-04:00Contest #426<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKu7ytxUORAY-hHmco0bV4qJzojgkk2LK7z0DaDftbapxdcHyqL4DjNvrfPM1sev5TEaxHlOo77iWUtGCzn-FUMmwn536pIORfc-jj_pQBgClRbEW3aV6bwZ7sDxf8xaOI5Q3a/s1600/contest.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKu7ytxUORAY-hHmco0bV4qJzojgkk2LK7z0DaDftbapxdcHyqL4DjNvrfPM1sev5TEaxHlOo77iWUtGCzn-FUMmwn536pIORfc-jj_pQBgClRbEW3aV6bwZ7sDxf8xaOI5Q3a/s1600/contest.jpg" height="411" width="640" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>Mom said you were her Pete Something-Or-Other back in the day. Who?</b></span></td></tr>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-40439408981040616972014-01-26T17:47:00.001-05:002014-01-26T17:47:05.941-05:00Contest #413<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRRqoegEoKqyOlrn6pYbliAvVQ4-tGk3yQyC7Bn27UaD_reOvkwqqvIgrUsQOIB_zQRm5t1G2oABxwHkv6JNZ0xvT3l_o5OGCc8kI00Mr_XuhmtJjrFwmWn01pxk_rYu7vf323/s1600/contest413.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRRqoegEoKqyOlrn6pYbliAvVQ4-tGk3yQyC7Bn27UaD_reOvkwqqvIgrUsQOIB_zQRm5t1G2oABxwHkv6JNZ0xvT3l_o5OGCc8kI00Mr_XuhmtJjrFwmWn01pxk_rYu7vf323/s1600/contest413.jpg" height="336" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">"I did not realize how pervasive this delayed-retirement phenomenon has become."</span></td></tr>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-24099115770185290582013-12-01T16:48:00.001-05:002013-12-01T16:52:45.693-05:00Contest #406<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAGWa_dcRsXLKJNdo8H-xxHMo6QhjMVN-_EXDMmNeY-o6O-fBRiqn-Wn3jxRr1E-h6egIb7L6ifmGWQzlCZR0Wx-rrgJyAMsCOzWTpESOXF_uGQnn5Gv4DUQpagZw7rzFVtwI5/s1600/contest_p465.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="357" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAGWa_dcRsXLKJNdo8H-xxHMo6QhjMVN-_EXDMmNeY-o6O-fBRiqn-Wn3jxRr1E-h6egIb7L6ifmGWQzlCZR0Wx-rrgJyAMsCOzWTpESOXF_uGQnn5Gv4DUQpagZw7rzFVtwI5/s400/contest_p465.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>"Thanks for coming on such short notice, </b></span><br />
<span style="font-size: small;"><b>but I'm expecting company any minute."</b></span></td></tr>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-87902568636520962892013-11-24T10:40:00.000-05:002013-12-01T16:52:01.869-05:00Contest #405...<b><span style="font-size: small;">
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">"Yes, Ma'am, it is a big f..king turkey."</span></b></td></tr>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-77605312995141780092013-04-28T10:38:00.002-04:002013-05-11T14:13:22.349-04:00Contest #378<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">Long story. Got drunk, punched a magician...</span></b></td></tr>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-86215349616318260822012-09-02T19:15:00.000-04:002012-09-02T19:15:16.146-04:00Contest #347<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b>"He comes free with our internet security subscription."</b></td></tr>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-1139973121867740192012-08-04T22:36:00.000-04:002012-08-01T08:45:25.726-04:00Contest #344<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGbzYAKhSTw1rD5NKtEC3mI-6Roygz2RlQCS_a1asNaBteYkiwqzmaQBa1wIAmUPm4hKsd3hYPawa6urYe1IPBGd8tXsf5yF_h3dFb7yL-IafQjBS9xMQ9KUPKn-J8LO3nz6xM/s1600/contest344.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="298" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGbzYAKhSTw1rD5NKtEC3mI-6Roygz2RlQCS_a1asNaBteYkiwqzmaQBa1wIAmUPm4hKsd3hYPawa6urYe1IPBGd8tXsf5yF_h3dFb7yL-IafQjBS9xMQ9KUPKn-J8LO3nz6xM/s400/contest344.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">"One last thing, please tell Mayor Bloomberg to hold his ground on big soda - it's important."</span></b></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBCRanbgUXRFyhw6R8xgR01TvtqcqYpOnNFYirPuLVu28LPocLpVTdPTbHxVQGMtyEn_nHLoHVR5pcwYmWf795OhRB1THyTAJfYowr6IL8py2Y6Di2113nkfchElvsAqfZr_I_/s1600/contest343.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="228" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBCRanbgUXRFyhw6R8xgR01TvtqcqYpOnNFYirPuLVu28LPocLpVTdPTbHxVQGMtyEn_nHLoHVR5pcwYmWf795OhRB1THyTAJfYowr6IL8py2Y6Di2113nkfchElvsAqfZr_I_/s400/contest343.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">"Lady, I've heard two millennia of excuses."</span></b></td></tr>
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-26944292261667094882012-07-19T16:35:00.002-04:002012-07-19T16:52:56.711-04:00Contest #342<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiod9VmlLr3wF6A5QBl5mDl4PgADl6xfhZdFtdn_ZPTDPGH8zSb37o9JJccHIxldQY25QgSsi4vk55kC7aCucglgSVA_weRpOgP6IFXOjwHhw9t03V4eTUt711tLwhZWIYJtVqB/s1600/contest465.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="331" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiod9VmlLr3wF6A5QBl5mDl4PgADl6xfhZdFtdn_ZPTDPGH8zSb37o9JJccHIxldQY25QgSsi4vk55kC7aCucglgSVA_weRpOgP6IFXOjwHhw9t03V4eTUt711tLwhZWIYJtVqB/s400/contest465.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><i><b><span style="font-size: small;">"We lost Jeremy Lin.</span></b></i>"</td></tr>
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The piggy at the complaint department is back. The New Yorker is republishing the cartoon featured—and mocked—in the 1998 Seinfeld episode, "The Cartoon."
The magazine is asking readers for their ideas in this week's cartoon caption contest. In the episode from 14 years ago, Elaine gripes that the New Yorker cartoons make no sense, and submits a simpler one of her own that the magazine publishes. The joke is on her when it later turns out Elaine has accidentally plagiarized a Ziggy cartoon. <a href="http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/cartoon-seinfeld-published-yorker-caption-contest-171411424.html">Read More</a>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-77483672983164189252012-07-01T18:09:00.000-04:002012-06-28T18:10:33.519-04:00Contest #340<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-71489512131683577042012-06-24T23:26:00.003-04:002012-06-24T23:26:44.656-04:00Contest #339<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
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<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">"I love my job, but the commute from Stamford is a bitch."</span></b></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFlSYxQGQInwCVuXWBcLdwSq7Sv9ArC6cKEOSuxV2H1bHVP4JJRb01M5jcT0LfpjUIFuL2-WCdi7BsFf-2jAlOyQY6ziJga8DkZI-5Jh9j0f6zQ4l7CrfryEEPIPhoVc0HtVd7/s1600/contest318.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="255" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFlSYxQGQInwCVuXWBcLdwSq7Sv9ArC6cKEOSuxV2H1bHVP4JJRb01M5jcT0LfpjUIFuL2-WCdi7BsFf-2jAlOyQY6ziJga8DkZI-5Jh9j0f6zQ4l7CrfryEEPIPhoVc0HtVd7/s400/contest318.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><b>What lame-brain scheme have you hatched this time, you dumb cluck!</b></span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihrCrW5kVxhKw_Vw6nBRL6Kyu4ubhSUTbOrqBzymwiBN20A8d7GdsLzVSMRIYy7mtvKjnojrNyHFU1gkf4-3fq7_7Aiyw5-Y4dCMn0Bh2lk7zdyxqt62QE8TnrJSY0GKP0gU9U/s1600/contest316.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihrCrW5kVxhKw_Vw6nBRL6Kyu4ubhSUTbOrqBzymwiBN20A8d7GdsLzVSMRIYy7mtvKjnojrNyHFU1gkf4-3fq7_7Aiyw5-Y4dCMn0Bh2lk7zdyxqt62QE8TnrJSY0GKP0gU9U/s400/contest316.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">This place was like heaven before <i>The Cloud</i>!</span></b></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP4pCU-fLB16MNBrfRC5LuhdJ2mk_4r6x3OspeCvtPjL4Jieq3tqv1SgqlsSy28jo3d1VZq7iO8oPUFiZchjxHqZx7CLKhacciaDFVvo7i1ov547FU8a9g4yAzra77tZLJUYoq/s1600/contest315.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="367" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP4pCU-fLB16MNBrfRC5LuhdJ2mk_4r6x3OspeCvtPjL4Jieq3tqv1SgqlsSy28jo3d1VZq7iO8oPUFiZchjxHqZx7CLKhacciaDFVvo7i1ov547FU8a9g4yAzra77tZLJUYoq/s400/contest315.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">"And to think I was such a fan of his frozen brussel sprouts."</span></b></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIokdPpCUVb4XdaSoGQnh9QrtJqRvCGCfF_kImdr_Qrw4anTECudQs4qZYfYg4iO2lRSY5iun6CCp3IGNa1zyvcBbomMS6EM0ovW2s2VaifX_mKKRHBxM49T6QUB8jvyZc-D9u/s1600/contest314.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="362" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjIokdPpCUVb4XdaSoGQnh9QrtJqRvCGCfF_kImdr_Qrw4anTECudQs4qZYfYg4iO2lRSY5iun6CCp3IGNa1zyvcBbomMS6EM0ovW2s2VaifX_mKKRHBxM49T6QUB8jvyZc-D9u/s400/contest314.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-size: small;">"Things aren't so super these days."</span></b></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXOmVE3ZHU_eQuoq606n76oMnktW_LWlLf6MgpEtxRVipyuP4Ldyn2lkxLB7u7_eLAPxLDjs6rVu8EuCrnq17imHotbkuLJl3g8nUd3G8XGMJeKtrmuZJD9yfomCfF1nqLpFly/s1600/contest_p465.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXOmVE3ZHU_eQuoq606n76oMnktW_LWlLf6MgpEtxRVipyuP4Ldyn2lkxLB7u7_eLAPxLDjs6rVu8EuCrnq17imHotbkuLJl3g8nUd3G8XGMJeKtrmuZJD9yfomCfF1nqLpFly/s400/contest_p465.jpg" width="400" /></a></span></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;"><em>I lost a sale and half my mustache because I 'unliked' them on Facebook.</em></span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-58313992952300827992011-09-04T20:12:00.000-04:002011-09-01T20:13:18.056-04:00Contest #300<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-DaP2f0ekFrA1F4Fc4YtpwkeTgtOMUpR762LTmJFBpbMclFpJfeuXqa1QrbKQ1L1uRxK_iPhiz2UygnKBallbMs7WovR67xqDKZd5aGhRiAWn3JK6zobkOFFjfL7jfnae6Bg2/s1600/contest300.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="381" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg-DaP2f0ekFrA1F4Fc4YtpwkeTgtOMUpR762LTmJFBpbMclFpJfeuXqa1QrbKQ1L1uRxK_iPhiz2UygnKBallbMs7WovR67xqDKZd5aGhRiAWn3JK6zobkOFFjfL7jfnae6Bg2/s400/contest300.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br />
Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-43525020258604164282011-08-22T10:34:00.000-04:002011-08-19T10:50:30.143-04:00Contest#298<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOBzFytYMRti1rRjkC6MOLkCnJcEmxF1DiYGDJc-YFTK_kR6RSIpZz2kN_X1dYcqahLi3B8xFwXEehUTi8g5sST6OZ7CjWkjTtyXE12Sc_pFykrew4NTissqR7jSxYspviXrce/s1600/contest295.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOBzFytYMRti1rRjkC6MOLkCnJcEmxF1DiYGDJc-YFTK_kR6RSIpZz2kN_X1dYcqahLi3B8xFwXEehUTi8g5sST6OZ7CjWkjTtyXE12Sc_pFykrew4NTissqR7jSxYspviXrce/s400/contest295.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">"I was skeptical, Pierre, but you do turn a nifty double <i>Cassoulet</i>."</td></tr>
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Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-90495988873610649662011-06-12T11:41:00.002-04:002011-06-18T06:46:52.629-04:00Contest #291<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPqjB0cFeVwP3C5lHhSXJbAAIH87NLl4qrqp1i4texS_E2mbMyr3jZJcB2Xlg7J8TTiyxomfLzHCGesyseJPGx6AuYncZKv3LNOD_EjN6uUz6tXxl8Nyi0gt65fLYbFXkjc5oP/s1600/contest291.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="310" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiPqjB0cFeVwP3C5lHhSXJbAAIH87NLl4qrqp1i4texS_E2mbMyr3jZJcB2Xlg7J8TTiyxomfLzHCGesyseJPGx6AuYncZKv3LNOD_EjN6uUz6tXxl8Nyi0gt65fLYbFXkjc5oP/s400/contest291.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">So, I heard he caught you sexting his mistress.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicTKUBwfsikrqbBX9MiRXC2xeEij41KoS_mSAui6U6vsrp6olxw75y54aKDBe5nSMEC_gsckkPS44cJpgkRt41FA9S1nV4CDvBcuC_HpQRqzg7_1TiKWx5pWvFeTmnCTMgTg6T/s1600/contest290.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="226" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicTKUBwfsikrqbBX9MiRXC2xeEij41KoS_mSAui6U6vsrp6olxw75y54aKDBe5nSMEC_gsckkPS44cJpgkRt41FA9S1nV4CDvBcuC_HpQRqzg7_1TiKWx5pWvFeTmnCTMgTg6T/s400/contest290.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">And this chart tracks your moral profit & loss.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf0j2jjrEhW5aAUA30Bt3M0yIOiovG42a1azVZyFQOPsxJtcmtOWNk1QZOcbfYpyUCb3FkJHFoN5EV07Wuz-Vrt3GLylPHVOHEaa0mfIqSV_-jDKzhmVyJobaeFYXaliPzkoY_/s1600/contest267.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="367" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgf0j2jjrEhW5aAUA30Bt3M0yIOiovG42a1azVZyFQOPsxJtcmtOWNk1QZOcbfYpyUCb3FkJHFoN5EV07Wuz-Vrt3GLylPHVOHEaa0mfIqSV_-jDKzhmVyJobaeFYXaliPzkoY_/s400/contest267.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr style="font-family: inherit;"><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">"Got anything that floats like a butterfly?"</span></td></tr>
</tbody></table>Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14180978.post-53024238669555519872010-11-24T07:35:00.002-05:002011-06-05T19:25:24.816-04:00Contest #265<table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6y4Qc5Fx1CeBkAn2ywGDf2f4xToCEg7KfkeFqTnxYIAnfO1-dCkLlUwflk1vLFlC2uCII-bOiIdtIpf1irQl50HVHkVbdbbz3cEf-_OwWi7ClKf4iD5Jo3Vb4JlCT4SH31AnW/s1600/contest265.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="276" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6y4Qc5Fx1CeBkAn2ywGDf2f4xToCEg7KfkeFqTnxYIAnfO1-dCkLlUwflk1vLFlC2uCII-bOiIdtIpf1irQl50HVHkVbdbbz3cEf-_OwWi7ClKf4iD5Jo3Vb4JlCT4SH31AnW/s400/contest265.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-family: inherit; font-size: small;">They'd like to substitute a Hemy for the baked potato.</span></td></tr>
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<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgntnW_SKfSq7SMJbT-VKjMIxKD5WJUcnnTxuPVI2l-Oa7bAoVXlWMNuQ7760dY1arf07zeHzCeE-h4B7pNK8knyXIHz16ZLUxhuEaa80CpkUYtpP4Q1_nqTf7wk8ZUkpO51tGb/s1600/contest264.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgntnW_SKfSq7SMJbT-VKjMIxKD5WJUcnnTxuPVI2l-Oa7bAoVXlWMNuQ7760dY1arf07zeHzCeE-h4B7pNK8knyXIHz16ZLUxhuEaa80CpkUYtpP4Q1_nqTf7wk8ZUkpO51tGb/s400/contest264.jpg" width="325" /></a></td></tr>
<tr style="font-family: inherit;"><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size: small;">"Subtlety, Edna, I so miss it."</span></td></tr>
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