Sunday, November 30, 2008

Contest #171

"They're seasonally popular - synchronized high-kick gams."

    Here's what The New Yorker picked:
  1. "I'd suggest you keep them away from the gingerbread men."
    Submitted by Vincent Coca, Staten Island, N.Y.
  2. "It's not disturbing until someone wants to buy them by the ounce."
    Submitted by Steve Arrowood, Oceanside, Calif.
  3. "I did the choreography myself."
    Submitted by Donovan Reeve, Ypsilanti, Mich.

(jk: I'm sorry, but I disagree!)

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