"I decided to cash in my 401(k) while it was still worth something."
- Here's what The New Yorker picked:
- "I miss the cash bonuses."
Submitted by Robert Becker of Northford, CT
- "I am useless until I have my morning turkey."
Submitted by Corey Lowney of Wappingers Falls, NY
- "I was actually hoping for a boy."
Submitted by Antonia Boyette of Los Angeles, CA