Sunday, November 23, 2008

Contest #170

"I decided to cash in my 401(k) while it was still worth something."

    Here's what The New Yorker picked:
  1. "I miss the cash bonuses."
    Submitted by Robert Becker of Northford, CT
  2. "I am useless until I have my morning turkey."
    Submitted by Corey Lowney of Wappingers Falls, NY
  3. "I was actually hoping for a boy."
    Submitted by Antonia Boyette of Los Angeles, CA

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