"Competence. Bah, humbug !
- Here's what The New Yorker selected:
- "Who would have thought they'd actually give money to a bank!"
Submitted by Michael Jensen of New Rochelle, N.Y.
- "At the next bailout, let's also ask for a pony."
Submitted by Lynn Tudor of New York, N.Y.
- "Did you send your thank-you card to Congress?"
Submitted by Harvey Kaslow of Pasadena, Calif.