The New Yorker picked:
"Don't you think we should pick up dames later?"
- "That’s smart, Eddie. The first place cops look is in the trunk.”
Submitted by David Wilkner, Pawtucket, R.I.
- "The instructions should have mentioned that you need a body of water.”
Submitted by Peter Bleyleben, Chestnut Hill, Mass.
- "What do you mean you don't remember? Either he sleeps with the fishes or he don't."
Submitted by Tim Wibert, Okemos, Mich.