Sunday, June 28, 2009

Contest #198

"Don't you think we should pick up dames later?"

The New Yorker picked:
  1. "That’s smart, Eddie. The first place cops look is in the trunk.”
    Submitted by David Wilkner, Pawtucket, R.I.
  2. "The instructions should have mentioned that you need a body of water.”
    Submitted by Peter Bleyleben, Chestnut Hill, Mass.
  3. "What do you mean you don't remember? Either he sleeps with the fishes or he don't."
    Submitted by Tim Wibert, Okemos, Mich.

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