"They're recent graduates of the Wharton School."
- “O.K., let's slowly lower in the grant money.”
Submitted by Todd Bearson, Arlington, Mass.
- “The research is conclusive—mice are even cuter when you dress them up in little coats.”
Submitted by Brad Hodges, Dungannon, Ontario
- “Relax, for them it's publish and perish.”
Submitted by David Burns, Needham, Mass.