Contest #196

"They're recent graduates of the Wharton School."

The New Yorker picked

1. “O.K., let's slowly lower in the grant money.”
   Submitted by Todd Bearson, Arlington, Mass.
   
2. “The research is conclusive—mice are even cuter when you dress them up in little coats.”
   Submitted by Brad Hodges, Dungannon, Ontario
   
3. “Relax, for them it's publish and perish.”
   Submitted by David Burns, Needham, Mass.