Contest #174

"Don't you sometimes just want to sleep in?"

Here's what The New Yorker selected:
1. "I want to live at my dad's."
   Submitted by Sean Delaney of Stanardsville, VA
   
2. "No, thanks—I only eat them on reality shows."
   Submitted by Sean Lee of Brooklyn, NY
   
3. "Am I in your dream or are you in mine?"
   Submitted by Joe Sherlock of Omaha, NE