Wednesday, December 31, 2014

One man's quest for his fifteen minutes of fame - The New Yorker cartoon caption contest...

Each week, the New Yorker provides a cartoon in need of a caption. You, the reader, submit your caption, they choose three finalists, and you vote for your favorite. Any U.S. resident age eighteen or older can enter.

Enter the caption contest here.

Sunday, May 04, 2014

Contest #426

Mom said you were her Pete Something-Or-Other back in the day. Who?

Sunday, January 26, 2014

Contest #413

"I did not realize how pervasive this delayed-retirement phenomenon has become."

Sunday, December 01, 2013

Contest #406

"Thanks for coming on such short notice, 
but I'm expecting company any minute."

Sunday, November 24, 2013

Contest #405...

"Yes, Ma'am, it is a big f..king turkey."

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Contest #378

Long story.  Got drunk, punched a magician...

Sunday, September 02, 2012

Contest #347

"He comes free with our internet security subscription."

Saturday, August 04, 2012

Contest #344

"One last thing, please tell Mayor Bloomberg to hold his ground on big soda - it's important."

Sunday, July 29, 2012

Contest #343

"Lady, I've heard two millennia of excuses."

Thursday, July 19, 2012

Contest #342

"We lost Jeremy Lin."

The piggy at the complaint department is back. The New Yorker is republishing the cartoon featured—and mocked—in the 1998 Seinfeld episode, "The Cartoon." The magazine is asking readers for their ideas in this week's cartoon caption contest. In the episode from 14 years ago, Elaine gripes that the New Yorker cartoons make no sense, and submits a simpler one of her own that the magazine publishes. The joke is on her when it later turns out Elaine has accidentally plagiarized a Ziggy cartoon. Read More

Sunday, July 01, 2012

Sunday, June 24, 2012

Contest #339

"I love my job, but the commute from Stamford is a bitch."

Sunday, January 15, 2012

Contest #318...

What lame-brain scheme have you hatched this time, you dumb cluck!

Sunday, January 08, 2012

Monday, December 26, 2011

Contest #316

This place was like heaven before The Cloud!

Sunday, December 18, 2011

Contest #315

"And to think I was such a fan of his frozen brussel sprouts."

Sunday, December 11, 2011

Contest #314

"Things aren't so super these days."

Monday, December 05, 2011

Contest #313

I lost a sale and half my mustache because I 'unliked' them on Facebook.

Sunday, September 04, 2011

Monday, August 22, 2011

Contest#298

"I was skeptical, Pierre, but you do turn a nifty double Cassoulet."