Sunday, December 20, 2009

Contest #221

"I didn't know your sister was a cellist!"
"What goes on in the kitchen, stays ...."
"She used to play at the Russian Tea Room."
"YoYo Ma cancelled at the last minute, but Mary stepped in."
"Do we need to tip her out?"
"I've said for years the song works better in 'D' Minor."
"It's a fish reunion gig."
"Oh my, the drama of the daily catch."
"Is all of Europe like this?"
"Duck, Duck, Goose was always my favorite."
"Culinary artists, creative juices flowing, with nude cello."
"That catch of the day can be a wild ride."

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Contest #220

"Clever indeed, but I'm still ordering the enema."

Saturday, December 05, 2009

Contest #219

"There be a whole lotta shakin' goin' on, Sir."