Sunday, January 25, 2009

Contest #178

"Joni Mitchell called me a rambler and a gambler
and a sweet-talkin' ladies man, but the judge called me a crook."

Sunday, January 18, 2009

Contest #177

"Let's put it this way, balance might be a secondary issue for you."

Sunday, January 11, 2009

Contest #176

"Justice can be messy."

    Here's what The New Yorker selected:
  1. "For a divorce case, that went smoothly."
    Submitted by Ann Seger, Chicago, IL
  2. "Sorry about that—new gavel."
    Submitted by Tommy Bryant, Cochran, GA
  3. "This is what I get for convicting the janitor."
    Submitted by Sita Chandrika Palepu, New York, NY

Sunday, January 04, 2009

Contest #175

"He's fluent in fifteen sports."

    Here's what The New Yorker selected:
  1. "In this economy, you have to let the vacation come to you."
    Submitted by Michael Soskis of Cambridge, MA
  2. "He has recreational A.D.D."
    Submitted by Mark Kane of Bayside, NY
  3. "He's pretty much up for anything."
    Submitted by Kevin Kozee of Marietta, GA

Thursday, January 01, 2009


from the incredibly witty folks at johnnyktoons