Contest #213

"I'm not loving your topic sentence."

The New Yorker picked:

1. "They ignored your first ten. What makes you think you'll do any better with these?"
   Submitted by Bob Silverstein, Scarsdale, N.Y.
   
2. "Dear ... diary ... She's ... finally ... asleep.... Oops."
   Submitted by William DiDio, White Plains, N.Y.
   
3. "It needs a feisty female detective."
   Submitted by Lee Neville, Niagara Falls, N.Y.