Contest #209

"So I sez to the guy, go ahead, how deep can it be!"

The New Yorker picked:

1. "Don't worry, he's covered by Aflac."
   Submitted by Grant Tate, Charlottesville, Va.
   
2. “Thank God, Fashion Week is over.”
   Submitted by Dan Leciejewski, Walton, Ky.
   
3. "We all deal with divorce in our own way."
   Submitted by Tom Horacek, Richmond, B.C.