Contest #201

"My office is like the weather, so don't storm in here."

Contest #200

"I think he's seriously pissed at you."

The New Yorker picked:

1. "Sir, the competition is here to discuss the merger."
   Submitted by Tom Alburn, Wrightsville, Pa.
   
2. "Oh, yeah, we go way back."
   Submitted by Patricia Radosevich-Coia, Reno, Nev.
   
3. "He says he is known by many names."
   Submitted by George Nikas, Avondale Estates, Ga.