Contest #178

"Joni Mitchell called me a rambler and a gambler
and a sweet-talkin' ladies man, but the judge called me a crook."

Contest #177

"Let's put it this way, balance might be a secondary issue for you."

Contest #176

"Justice can be messy."

Here's what The New Yorker selected:

1. "For a divorce case, that went smoothly."
   Submitted by Ann Seger, Chicago, IL
   
2. "Sorry about that—new gavel."
   Submitted by Tommy Bryant, Cochran, GA
   
3. "This is what I get for convicting the janitor."
   Submitted by Sita Chandrika Palepu, New York, NY

Contest #175

"He's fluent in fifteen sports."

Here's what The New Yorker selected:
1. "In this economy, you have to let the vacation come to you."
   Submitted by Michael Soskis of Cambridge, MA
   
2. "He has recreational A.D.D."
   Submitted by Mark Kane of Bayside, NY
   
3. "He's pretty much up for anything."
   Submitted by Kevin Kozee of Marietta, GA

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