Monday, January 29, 2007


"A bizarre twist on the Joe Cocker classic, I'd say."

Sunday, January 21, 2007


"I thought I could handle proportion, but..."

"The plasma TV was my gateway appliance. I thought I could handle proportion. I couldn't."

"When my neighbor offered a hit of big-screen TV, I thought I could handle size. I couldn't.
But once I did toasters, I knew I needed help"

Sunday, January 14, 2007

Sunday, January 07, 2007


"I'm afraid my co-CEO, Walter Ego, is in the Bahamas."
"I'm afraid my brilliant alter ego is in the Bahamas."