Contest#84

"A bizarre twist on the Joe Cocker classic, I'd say."

Contest#83

"I thought I could handle proportion, but..."

"The plasma TV was my gateway appliance. I thought I could handle proportion. I couldn't."

"When my neighbor offered a hit of big-screen TV, I thought I could handle size. I couldn't.
But once I did toasters, I knew I needed help"

Contest#82

Contest#81

"I'm afraid my co-CEO, Walter Ego, is in the Bahamas."
"I'm afraid my brilliant alter ego is in the Bahamas."