Contest #25

"Okay, Brendan, the jokes about my hot flashes - OVER!"

Contest #24

Contest #23

"Intelligent Design."

Contest #22

"Let the record show that the ho's have it."

Contest #21

Contest #20

" It IS a small world after all!"

Contest #19

"The canine is SO not treated with respect in literature."

Contest #18

Contest #17

Contest #16

"They were, they said, to no one there - or so they thought"

Contest #15

"I can't get you out of my head" (Marsha Valenti)"

Contest #14

"Women assume I'm merely a well-coiffed cad."

"Ever since Jose Conseco turned me on to the stuff, I've been a trading monster."

Contest #13

"Jocks are cool, Harold, but poker dudes are dangerous."
"Honey, your inexperienced, but rich and talented backup, is demanding more playing time."

Contest #12

"You always remember your first time."

Contest #11

"If I might paraphrase, please don't shoot the server."

Contest#10

"Yes, Bozo, I do see the irony."
"Suck it up, Smokey. Don't give me that 'Tears of a Clown' crap."

Contest #9

"Just be careful what you wish for."

Contest#8

"I DO love him, Mother, but Marvin lives in his own little world."

The Squid Stays in the Picture
Issue of 1/24/05
This week in the magazine, The New Yorker announces the winner of its sixth Cartoon Caption Contest. This year’s illustration was drawn by Alex Gregory, a New Yorker cartoonist who is also a television-sitcom writer. Here, with The New Yorker’s Marshall Hopkins, Gregory discusses cartoons, captions, and comedy—both onscreen and on the page.

New Yorker's interview with illustrator Alex Gregory-here