Sunday, September 27, 2009

Contest #209

"So I sez to the guy, go ahead, how deep can it be!"

The New Yorker picked:

  1. "Don't worry, he's covered by Aflac."
    Submitted by Grant Tate, Charlottesville, Va.
  2. “Thank God, Fashion Week is over.”
    Submitted by Dan Leciejewski, Walton, Ky.
  3. "We all deal with divorce in our own way."
    Submitted by Tom Horacek, Richmond, B.C.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

Contest #208

"But I thought you said either oar!"

The New Yorker picked:
  1. “American car companies just can't make a decent hybrid.”
    Submitted by Eric Prestemon, Sunnyvale, Calif.
  2. “This would work out a lot better if we had kids.”
    Submitted by Michael Fossel, Hartford, Conn.
  3. “You know, everyone laughed at Noah, too.”
    Submitted by Rachel Pleasant Chambliss, Lakeland, Fla.